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Robin William's Plan For America

2009-08-21T16:57:00.000-07:00

Robin Williams, Gave this in a Speech in New York
wearing a shirt that says,
'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams...
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it.... or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Steve Vaus, American Musician and True Patriot.

2009-08-21T16:06:00.001-07:00

We Must Take America Back (2009)

The American Dream has become a nightmare,
Signs of the times are on cardboard on corners in town,
Like a cancer that’s silently spreading,
There’s an unspoken fear, we’re on our way down.

We must take America back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before it’s too late, there’s not long
We need leaders who lead us, not stick us and bleed us,
Then ransom our future, and our children’s - that’s wrong
We must take America back,
As liberty weeps, our forefather’s spin in their graves
Pray God will bless some way out of this mess,
We must take America back.

Lord knows they’ll try to silence our voices
They’ll pretend to be patriots fighting for fairness for all
They’re not even fit to hold office
What they believe doesn’t fit, with freedom at all

We must take America back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before it’s too late, there’s not long
We need leaders who lead us, not stick us and bleed us,
Then ransom our future, and our children’s - that’s wrong
We must take America back,
As liberty weeps, our forefather’s spin in their graves
Pray God will bless some way out of this mess,
We must take America back.

Fight for freedom,
And the soul of the USA
Right here right now
It’s Independence Day

We Must take America Back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before it’s too late, there’s not long
We need leaders who lead us, lift us and heed us
Who stand for what’s right, and stand up to what’s wrong
We must take America Back, now and forever,
With God, in His rightful place
Then He will bless, and protect the US
We must take America back,
We must take America Back

Please go here to hear this song and some of his other songs and learn about this very patriotic man who the powers that be are trying to keep you from hearing.
http://www.stevevaus.com/

Calling All Conservatives We need to Wake Up America

2009-08-21T10:47:00.000-07:00

Those of us who are conservatives and understand what President Obama and the Democratic Congress are doing to our country need to do all we can to inform as many of those around us. We can do this by staying informed ourselves and share with them our feelings about why we are so concerned about the direction this country is heading.

They will probably come back with something about George Bush or Dick Cheney and a good comeback would be yeah that may be true but at least we didn't lose our freedom of speech, get put under socialized medicine, and still had intact our rights to vote, voice our opposition to their policies and our freedom to assemble. With all the damage you believe the Bush administration done to this country we were left with enough of our rights, freedoms and abilities to undo the damage. Let them know that you fear this may not be the case with the radical Obama administration and the Nancy Pelosi and Reid led Legislative bodies.

As of right now we do still have many of these freedoms still intact and it is our job as concerned citizens to fight vigorously with all of our strength to protect and preserve these freedoms and to help as many others as we can to understand what is at stake. We can do this as we have elections coming up in 2010 and 2012 and we need to let our representatives know our concerns and that we expect them to do everything they can to keep them intact until we can begin to repair the damage that has already been done going on 8 months into this administration.

Join with me and let's all do our part to get the word out to as many people as we can. God Bless America and God Bless You the people who our children, our founding fathers and all of the brave soldiers and patriots who have spilled their sacred blood and risked their hard earned fortunes to give us the freedoms we have always enjoyed and mostly taken for granted.

Cash For Clunkers...Do You Qualify?

2009-08-19T12:12:00.000-07:00

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS...........I QUALIFY - How about You?

Billy Graham's Prayer For Our Nation

2009-08-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

'Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good, but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics.

We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free. Amen!'

You have probably heard the saying when all else fails turn to prayer(or God) No actually that should be the first place you turn whether in hard times, or in times of plenty.

Here is an interesting fact, You tell me people are not hungry for The Lord.

Commentator Paul Harvey aired the Billy Graham prayer on his radio program, 'The Rest of the Story,' and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired. With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we again can be called 'One nation under God.' God will heal our land for the Righteous sake.

Here is a book I would really encourage you to read. Glenn Beck does a great job of explaining how important and how high of esteem our founding fathers and our constitution place on God and Christian principles. That is what our country was founded upon. Here is a short review of his number one selling book that has been tearing it up, on the New York Times best selling list.
Glenn Beck's Common Sense The Case Against An Out-Of Control Government.

This book inspired by Thomas Paine whose anonymous pamphlet inspired and was a big influence in the American Revolution has been weeks on The New York Times bestselling list in all categories and is sweeping the nation by storm.

This is a powerful book and I highly recommend it to all Americans. With what we are facing with The Obama administration and the Democratic control over both the House and the Senate it is an enlightening piece of literature that is very timely. The book truly does lay out a case against an out-of-control government and sends a message that we as citizens can take action to get back control of our country and teaches us why it is so hard to get rid of incumbents.

I would really encourage you to purchase a copy of this book which is very inexpensive, read it and pass it on to someone else. It is very important that as many Americans as possible read this book regardless of what party they are affiliated with or what their political beliefs are. This book is a very powerful work and very informative.

We as citizens of America need to become more informed and understand the principles our nation was founded upon, and what forces are out to destroy the fabric of our nation. Please grab a copy of this book and pass it on to another thoughtful and concerned citizen.

The Best Of Conservative Principled Quotes and One Liners

2009-08-15T05:22:00.001-07:00

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke." --Will Rogers

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." --Edward Murrow

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." --Groucho Marx

"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our Founding Fathers used in the great struggle for independence." --Charles Bear

"The deterioration of every government begins with the decay of the principles on which it was founded." --C. L. De Montesquieu

Ronald Reagan who was the master of the one liners, so here is a collection of some of his best:

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through Congress"

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

“My fellow Americans. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes.” - joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast

“I hope you’re all Republicans.” – Speaking to surgeons as he entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.”

“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”

And Finally Ronald Reagan quoting Thomas Jefferson: "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.".